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飛羽,鱗尾,貓的眼瞳

冷雨片段3

11/24/2019

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01、咖啡,茶,或酒?
(Coffee, Tea... or Irish 
Whiskey?)


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「咖啡是異端的邪惡!」吸血鬼公爵一臉嫌棄地推開餐桌上的咖啡杯,「只有酒才是上帝之血,懂嗎!酒!」瓦拉德四世堅持道。

「異端的邪惡,沒錯。」報喪女妖點頭附和。

「噢,看在上帝的份上——」銀髮神父席亞弗難得語氣忿忿,「第一,你們兩個才是教廷視為異端的傢伙;第二,報喪女妖妳居然與瓦拉德站在同一陣線?!」
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「你在開玩笑嗎席亞弗?」瓦拉德挑起眉不可思議道,拇指往身後的凱爾特女妖精一指,「你難道不知道愛爾蘭可是連紅茶裡都要加酒的民族?」


 
02、蘇格蘭威士忌之所以叫「蘇格蘭」威士忌,是有原因的。
(
There's reason why Scotch are called, well, Scotch.)



席亞弗疲倦地揉捏著鼻樑,看向舔完牛奶碟後優雅洗臉的黑貓妖精。「所以......我該慶幸還有妳可以阻止西格爾演變成和他教父母一樣的酒鬼嗎?」幽靈神父嘆了一口氣。

「喵?」別看我!我可是蘇格蘭貓。普琳辛絲睜大無辜的貓眼,咱們蘇格蘭人可是把威士忌當牛奶喝的!




TBC...?算是番外的小段子。
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