answered the Cat.
Alice whispered to herself.
said the Cat.
Alice stamped her feet.
“This is madness!” she shouted.
“Of course it is!” cried the Hatter cheerfully.
“Welcome to the reality!”
“You know what? She’s an awful queen. Heartless one, I dare say. Ironic, isn’t it?” chuckled Jack.
“I think she fits better in diamonds than hearts.” replied Alice.
“Bravo!” Jack laughed in tears, “Dear my! You must join our clubs of pokers! Still, we can’t have the game start since all the spades were borrowed away by the gardeners.”
“Not PAINT the roses red, you idiots!” screamed the Queen, “It’s PLANT the roses red!”
“You may still paint the roses red.” suggested Alice.
“Well then, OFF THEIR HEADS! We need plenty of blood to paint.”
“Tell me, Alice, what do you SEE in this smoke ring? ”
The Caterpillar breathed out a cloud of pink smoke.
“Hmm,” Alice sneezed, “I think it rather looks like a rose.”
“What make you think, that it is a rose? ” asked the Caterpillar.
“Oh,” Alice confused, ”because it is rose-shaped? ”
“And what is , a rose-shaped, you mean? ” The Caterpillar blew four white letters ”R”, ”O”, “S”, “E” in the air, “Like this? ”
“No, I don’t think so.”
“Why not? ”
“It’s just...I don’t know! ” answered Alice with anger, “Perhaps they are not rose-colored? ”
“What is rose-colored? ”
“Red, I’m sure.” Alice replied in confidence.
“Well then,” said the Caterpillar, lying back on his mushroom. “I suppose the Queen has painted her white roses red again.”
“Is it just me or the whole world has gone mad?”
“If you were not mad, then you would have known that you are mad or not.” began the Twin.
“Which you don’t know, so you are.” continued the other.
“Oh, shut up!”
Alice blinked, as she woke up in darkness with fear. She grasped and saw her cat lying by her feet, fast aslept. She stepped forward, and picked the cat up, holding in arms.
“Oh, Dinah! You won’t believe what I have just dreamed!
There was a White Rabbit, the mad Hatter,
a Queen of Heart, and a griming Cat
that was just as ditzy as you are!
It always confused me to find the way to home.”
“Ah, daring, you sound like a part of the wonderland now.” grimed the Cat.